Friday, September 17, 2010

I feel like dancing .. may be its foolishness

When ever I start to think about me. .who I am?

All my thoughts revolve around someone who made my life beautiful...

It is someone who searched me, entered into my life ,
enlightened me with HIS joy .....

HE is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in my life...

Gave some meaning to my days...

and HE's enough and I need nothing else ....

Wat a love...WAT A LOVE ...I find in HIM...UNexplainable.

.. but full & flowing out from pot..

LOVE U JESUS

Monday, August 4, 2008

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Friday, November 16, 2007

sardar jokes


Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".
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Sardar at bar in New York .
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?
how much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!
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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office....
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion.. ....
....... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it be comes deaf......"
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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"

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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry num be r is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating. ......
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father
in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..
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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks be hind, ALL WER

best joke competation



BEST JOKE COMPETITION

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night

and

he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies,

he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.


Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says,

"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."


The astonished Chinese man replied,

"It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour,

it was the Japanese".


"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.


In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,

"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."


The Chinese replies,

"Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."


This particular joke won an award for the best joke

in a competition organized in Britain

and

this joke was sent by an INDIAN ... !!!

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

My 2nd posting

HI frns.

Bear me for some days...........This is my first blog......& I'm suffering with lack of time......
as my SEM exams are very near(hardly 14 days)......I would start struggling with this & make this
the most useful one 4 U after my exams......So plzzz.... ...wait for some more days.

Yours truly,
Kranthi raj

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Enjoy your day


hi.............
when days go against your wish dont get distressed because time is so precious