Monday, October 18, 2010

A Philosopher and the Saint

Once a philosopher went to a saint and asked him: "Why do people call you saint ?"

" Out of love and respect ," he answered, " I am a sinner as they are, and have been saved only by God's grace." Then the philosopher asked: " If that is so, then what difference is there between you and other people?"

The saint said: " Perhaps you remember that Socrates said he had come to know that he knew nothing. Then he was asked if he, as a philosopher knew nothing, what difference there was then between him and ignorant men.Socrates replied: 'At least I know that I know noting , but they do not even know that they knew nothing .'

" Such said the saint ," is the difference between me and other people.I know I am a sinner; but they do not even know that they are sinners, so they are a careless and indifferent about their salvation."


--
Sadhu Sundar Singh

Sunday, October 10, 2010

o hfu klsdf

First of all, "its not about me, its about HIM":

In the heat of early morning, on the hill they called the Skull
The roaring of the angry mob, had settled to a lull
All eyes were cast upon a Man, whose hands and feet were bound
They saw Him cry in anguish when they heard the hammer pound

They saw the bloody woven thorns with which His head was crowned
They watched the bloody cross of wood be dropped into the ground
The soldiers gambled for His clothes, they watched them win and loose
They saw the sign above His head that said King of the Jews

It is Finished! and the sky grew black as the night
It is Finished! and the people scattered in fright
The Work has been done, redemption has been won
The war was over without a fight
IT IS FINISHED

They searched His face for anger, for vengeance in His stare
Instead of eyes that burned with hate, a look of love was there
He prayed for their forgiveness and bowed His battered head
And no one knew the meaning of the final word He said

The provision has been made
The foundation has been laid
He paid the ransom due and tore the veil in two
And opened up the way for me and you

Friday, October 8, 2010

Is is judicious to worship some one unknown as God

When I and my friend( from north india) was going through our campus .We found a temple of someone, whom both of us did not know before. But although he did not know the one who is being worshipped there , atleast the name of the goddess. he went to worship it.

Then I asked him how could you go and worship the one whom you dont know?
He answered ,whether i dont know who it is , i in my heart worshipping the real God indirectly by bowing to it , & God wud understand it...

Here is my doubt:;

I believe God is my father , who has the heart as a person do.
So for example if your son says thankyou or kisses your photo, or to some object or someone saying it to be a dad, even thou you are beside and eagerly waiting for your son to kiss you....How do you feel???:(.

It is what God feels if you bow before some one foreign with out really knowing who is the real God.....

Friday, September 17, 2010

I feel like dancing .. may be its foolishness

When ever I start to think about me. .who I am?

All my thoughts revolve around someone who made my life beautiful...

It is someone who searched me, entered into my life ,
enlightened me with HIS joy .....

HE is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in my life...

Gave some meaning to my days...

and HE's enough and I need nothing else ....

Wat a love...WAT A LOVE ...I find in HIM...UNexplainable.

.. but full & flowing out from pot..

LOVE U JESUS

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Friday, November 16, 2007

sardar jokes


Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".
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Sardar at bar in New York .
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?
how much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!
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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office....
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion.. ....
....... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it be comes deaf......"
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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"

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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry num be r is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating. ......
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father
in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..
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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks be hind, ALL WER

best joke competation



BEST JOKE COMPETITION

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night

and

he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies,

he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.


Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says,

"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."


The astonished Chinese man replied,

"It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour,

it was the Japanese".


"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.


In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,

"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."


The Chinese replies,

"Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."


This particular joke won an award for the best joke

in a competition organized in Britain

and

this joke was sent by an INDIAN ... !!!